Tired

I don't really have anything to say, but nobody had written on the blog for a while, and I felt the need to correct the situation. Jared and I just got back from a Walton family reunion up in Idaho. Woohoo. It was a lot of fun actually. And bonus, I got to meet Jared's sister Melissa. So now I know the whole clan.
Love you all,
Dr. Nog

She said Buttocks!

I'm at work right now, definitely shouldn't be doing this. But I just had to. My boss (who is SUPER loud, especially on the phone) is conducting a pain survey with someone on the phone right now. I just heard her ask the lady if she's had any pain in her buttocks in the last month. I almost cracked up and immediately thought of you all, and HAD to share. : )
Love,
Sista Nanny

Mr. and Mrs. Merrill

Greetings from Calgary

Hello all. Sista Nanny here. I'm sitting at a computer in the High home, all alone and feeling neglected. : ) Just kidding. Kind of. I mean I am sitting here alone, but I don't feel neglected. The future Merrill couple just went to pick up the Merrill support group from the airport. So I'm left here with a whole bunch of the people that look like MegNog. They are all nice people though, so don't worry about my safety. I just thought I would pass along a few words from this foreign country I'm in. (I found that I actually picked up the language remarkably fast. What can I say, I'm bright!)

I actually have a few specific thoughts to share. They have to do with the male presence here on this blog. I have read Stevay's post, and have since discussed it with another original member. Personally, I think we should welcome both Stevay and Merry to our blog with open arms. I feel that they are a part of us, and should remain a part of us. With that said, I believe they should know before any official agreement, they may be subject to posts about underwear, male eye candy, female dr. appts, etc... I would like to know this won't be a problem. In addition, to join the circle of trust, I would like to be assured that none of the knowledge or pictures gained from this blog will be used in any ill form (blackmail, ward flyer's, etc.).

I welcome you all to voice your opinions/comments on this topic. I hope we can all come to an agreement on this issue, as it is of particular importance to two of us. Please be honest.

P.S. Calgary has been great so far. (I've only been here for a day and a half.) But I've seen Calgary, the Cardston temple, lots of sweet pictures of Megan, and I can confirm that yes the High's do know what good food is. Wish you ALL could be here. Oh and you all made the wedding slideshow, at least once. : ) LOVE YOU!

Goodbye!!!

I'm being set apart in about half an hour! In my last few minutes I just want to say I love you all, and I'll think of you often and you'd better write me so I don't miss out on your company. Don't be discouraged if you can't do it often, any letters are better then no letters. To further your writing me here are my addresses (MTC and Mission Home) I should be in the MTC for two months, After that I can always be reached at the mission home address. On the outside of the envelope you need to write my real name, but on the inside you can address me as whatever you like, ie Hermana Thighs!

Sister Samantha Williams
Provo MTC
2005 N 900 E
Provo, UT 84604

Sister Samantha Williams
California Fresno Mission
1814 N Echo Ave
Fresno, CA 93704

I'll be writing my family a mass email every week that my Dad will be forwarding on to peope, if you would like to get on the email list email my dad at terrywi@hotmail.com

Love to you all!!!
signing off for a year and a half,
your friend,
Hermana Samantha Hawley Williams

Cake

So Laura skipped town and I have been left a lone man in Provo. The closest I've ever been to social is making fun of people. Well that had nothing to do with anything.

I have this new roommate Jared W. He's a hip guy. Well he and I decided to have a roommate BBQ, which pretty much consisted of him and I going to his house. Somehow I began to sing "I wanna be where the people are" and he chimed in (obviously I am better though). We continued to sing in our off pitch squealing dying rat voice for a while and then decided to stop. We were so good. I complimented him and we did talk about it again.

Last night I was not being social but I was told there was cake in a girls apartment. My whole apartment ended up over there and I took my own fork (by the way it does now occur to me that I left that fork). Cake was as good as Nacho's life (almost anyways). As loud as Jared and I are, we shortly took over the party. Jared started to sing a song from the Goofy movie and I mentioned to everybody that he knows the words to "part of your world", so he broke out into singing that. When he stumbled I picked him up and belted out every word flawlessly off key and painful to listen to. In a sort of dramatic way I did the hand motions and they could all feel the pain of that poor little mermaid.

Then we broke out the slide show my roommate and I made entitled "top 10 reasons to date Jared W". Needless to say we may never be invited over for cake again.

Signing out Stevay

P.S. I bet you're all kind of ticked that I got your password. I just want to say that it's pretty easy to pump Laura for information

Speaking of Hair...

So hopefully this worked and you should have three beautiful pictures of my new haircut! and one before shot, in case you've forgotten what I looked like. A new me for a new life. Right now it's like when I died my hair, it feels like I'm wearing a wig. One of these days it'll sink in that it's really my hair. Make sure you comment and tell me how gorgeous I look.
Yours truly,
the beautiful Man thighs

Hairspray

Go and see Hairspray!!!! I loved it and I think all of you would too!!!
Phyllis

Future Plans

This is sister tops here! I've been watching a new show (nothing like Grey's Anatomy, i'd only watch that with my roomies) it is called Rob and Big. Featuring Rob Dyrdek from DC shoe company and professional skater. The show has inspired me to buy my very own mini horse when I graduate, a graduation present to myself. If it is a good horse I will name him something like pot o' gold, or Treasure Island, if it is a bad horse I will name him megatron. I just thought that everyone should know. You will all be more than welcome to borrow the minihorse for your children's birthday partys or if you want him to pull you somewhere in a cart I'm sure that he would love to do that as well.

-Tops