I Spy

There are TWO people you should recognize in this pic. Whoever finds and comments on them first wins a prize. Best of luck to you all.

What a day!!

Hello All.

So I posted some exciting stories in the letter to Man Thighs. I want you all to read them, but don't want to take up the space by posting them twice. I trust that you all have the muscular abilities to scroll down on the page and find them. It's the most recent addition to the letter. And I want you to do that NOW. Because I'm actually going to post the entire ridiculous email, but you need to read the letter to understand what the email is. So please go now.

Okay, now that you're back (or cheating you loser) here's it is. Read it and scoff.
Annie and Sean,

I am sending this note of introduction so that you two can meet. Annie, I heard through the Harrison grapevine that you were back home in first ward from BYU, and I know it's thrilling to have spent some time there, and comforting to be home. I know your mom and Bishop Tindall are happy to have you back. Sean is a friend of mine here in the Hoover ward, and since I know the two of you would appreciate having another friend, I'm sending your e-mail addresses to each other. Sean is home from school for a while, and he served a mission in the quaint little town of Las Vegas.

Please do me a favor, you two, and let me know how it goes. Is it still warm enough to meet for ice cream???

Sis. Elliott

We love our Sister Tops.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH-TOPS!!!!!

Missing Movie

The other night I tried to watch my Benny and Joon DVD only to realize that I had the case, but not the DVD. It occured to me that the DVD may have been placed in some other case beloning to one of you. If any of you notice that you have the stray DVD please let me know. Thanks.
~Face

WOFYB Literally

A work story for you all because I know that you miss them. I have a scab on my face from falling on my longboard, and a customer at work asked me what happened, I told him I fell on my longboard and he said, well you are lucky that you still have you nipples. It was a little disturbing hearing this coming from a 40 year old man. he the proceeded to tell me about how he had his nipple rubbed off in a longboarding accident when he was younger. The differenct between me and his is that I Watch out for my boobs! wofyb too.
-tops

For Hermana Thighs

Okay, so this is for our own Sam from Sammammish. Write and add on by editing this post, not by commenting on it. We'll say the end deadline is . . . Thursday? I will take on the duty of printing it out on Friday and sending it to Sam that day. We should also send her a package? Any ideas? Also, should we sign our names in the letter - like who wrote what?


Dearest ___________,
So Season 3 of Grey's came out today. Just thought you might want to know. (Nog)

I don't know if I'm doing this right but here I go. Sam, you probably don't even speak english anymore so I hope you understand this. School is crazy, you're lucky you don't have to go. Also I have a scab on my face from falling on my longboard, and a customer at work asked me what happened, I told him I fell on my longboard and he said, well you are lucky that you still have you nipples. It was a little disturbing hearing this coming from a 40 year old man. he the proceeded to tell me about how he had his nipple rubbed off in a longboarding accident when he was younger. The differenct between me and his is that I Watch out for my boobs!(WOFYB) Hope all is well. Have fun keeping a regular sleep schedule.
-Tops

Hello Sammie. So I'm writing this from the office of the Elms. I'm not sure if I told you, but Jared and I work here! The apartment we got (which is the upstairs of a house) comes with this job and our pay is deducted from our rent. We come in on Saturdays and I smile thinking that you and Face once walked where I now walk. And I guess you can think of it like this: your rent now pays for my work hours which make it possible for me to pay money for the postage required to send you this letter. Do you feel completion? :) So today Jared and I start cleaning checks, meaning WE check them. I never thought I'd become one of these people, but alas, we have crossed over to the other side. See where marriage takes you? I kind of want to do the cleaning checks like Yang and Karev did their daily rounds. I bet I would beat Jared. Cristina rocks! :) I love you Sam and I miss you, but I am so happy for you and for the lucky people who get to be taught by the hottest missionary ever who takes the best care of her boobs. :) Love, Dr. Nog
Okay, I have another story. So Jared and I did cleaning checks the other day. It took FOREVER and I hate doing cleaning checks. I was on my last apartment, and no one was home, so I had to use my master key to get in. As I was doing the check, I really had to go to the bathroom. I can hold it, I thought, just one more apartment. Well, I was wrong. I couldn't hold it, so I ended up dropping my shorts and going poo in this random apartment's bathroom. At least it was clean! And they'll never know. Bwahaha! So beware cleaning checks. :) Stick it to the man.

My Dearest Sister Thighs,
So my life is pretty boring and nothing has really changed too much. I'm still going to school, attempting to get into the nursing program. (I find out in november if I made it or not) I moved home for a little while. I couldn't handle the 18 year olds and their boyfriends over in there rooms....all night long..... so I got out of there! I saw Becoming Jane and when I was walking out of the theatre I thought "I need to talk to Sam about this!" I hope the language is going well. You're smart so I bet you're an expert already. Send us some pictures if you can. I love you Man Thighs!!!
Love,
Phyllis

Miss Manly Thighs! How art thou? It is late, but today has been such a day of adventures, I feel I cannot wait a moment longer to share them with you. (I won't wait, but I'm guessing it might be a while before you get this anyway) So this morning I went to work (at the gym for disabled people) and I got hit on by a pretty cool guy. This in and of itself isn't that significant, happens all the time. But this particular guy, see he holds a world record. Pretty freaking sweet! My family all made fun of me when I told them this, because they all assumed it was some old man in a wheelchair. Granted he is in a wheelchair, but he's only 23 and he's pretty attractive! He holds the world record for the paralympic discuss throw. That's one more world record than I hold, so far. I'm pretty stoked about it though.
Good story number two. I was at the gym putting my stuff in a locker before my workout when a young girl of say 11 or so started talking to me. Again, doesn't sound very exciting. But get this - she was completely NAKED. She's just standing there, casually conversing with me about the local baseball team with absolutely no shame over her nakedness. I was pretty darn uncomfortable. Then she started putting her clothes on, which only made things worse because suddenly her face was getting lower and lower, making it even more difficult to avoid looking at her nakedness. I was so torn between feeling rude for not looking at her while conversing, and feeling rude for looking at her while she was naked. It was pretty weird. I pretty much hustled out of there once my business was complete. Some people.
Good story number three. I came home from the nakedness and happened to have an email waiting for me. The email is from a lady I basically just know by name- she lives in the neighboring stake. The email was addressed to me and man named Sean, and discussed who we both are and how she thinks we would both like to have a friend. So she's introducing us to each other through this ridiculous email. The last few sentences are just too good to paraphrase, so here they are:
"Please do me a favor, you two, and let me know how it goes. Is it still warm enough to meet for ice cream???"
YOU TWO! How can you say that about people who have never even met!? Ah, it's ridiculous. My brother-in-law was the only one home when I saw this, I yelled until he came into the room so someone else could scoff with me at the ridiculousness of it all. I don't even know what to make of it all.
So anyway, that is my excitingness for the day. I hope you are doing super and kicking tons of MTC booty! Love you!
Love,
Shenanny

Dear Sister Thighs,
Too bad your name tag probably doesn't say Hermana Thighs on it. I really haven't
got too much to say. Life is the same as usual with work and school. I'm taking a computer programming class and Anthony is my TA. I try to avoid getting help when I'm working because he ends up talking to me very loudly and keeps calling me Face. His calling me Face in and of itself isn't bad, it's just that I think the only reason he uses it is to get the attention of the other's in the lab. He's also asked about you and calls you Man Thighs for similar reasons. It feels like a terrible desecration of our wonderful nicknames. Oh, and he's engaged. He's getting married in December.
I'm pretty excited about Halloween coming up. I'm going to make sugar cookies and frost them. Steve and I won't have to worry about decorating the apartment as there are already lots of spiders and spider webs. Steve saw a spider outside of our window that was literally about the size of my little toe. Thank goodness it was outside. Other than that the aparment is alright. The landlords live just above us and they're nice. They have a dog that comes down to visit us every now and then so it's almost like having a pet only I don't have to take care of it:)
I just thought of a story to tell you. This morning I went to say bye to Steve. He had his back towards me so I just peeked my head around the corner and stared at him until he turned around. When he finally did he literally jumped and yelled. I've never seen him so scared in my life! I laughed about it all the way up to school.
I'm taking a physics lab. During the fourth or fifth week of this class I finally realized that Alaskan Eric is in the class as well. He has seen the light and decided to be a physics major.
So that's my incredibly exciting life. Hope all is well for you.
Love, Face

Update on the life of Sister Nanny...literally!

So I've had some recent life changes I desire to share with you all. First off, I started a new job this past week. I'm a nanny! (again) I just pick up two girls from school and hang out/supervise them until their mom gets home from work. (Their mom is also hiring me at the hospital she works at, but I won't start for a few more weeks) Anyway, the girls are super cute, and act like little adults, thus making my job quite easy. I'm loving it though, so yay! Here's a picture of them - thank goodness the dog doesn't live there as well.

Second, I just got a new calling. It's kind of crazy though, I'm the secretary in the stake young women's presidency. I feel very young and underqualified for the job, but am excited to do it. The other ladies in the presidency are really fun - and we pretty much cover all age generations. So I think it'll be way fun, and have no doubt that I will be learning tons.

Three, just want to pass along a little advice. If you're ever in a serious relationship, and you feel it needs to end, don't be hesitant to do the dirty work of ending it, just be clean and quick. Rip the freaking band-aid off. Trust me.

I think that covers the time consuming aspects of my life. I just beat my parents, sister, bro-in-law, and Kay Dawn in a game of trivial pursuit. Yep, college grad, right here. : ) I miss you all, and can't imagine what life in Provo would be like without you all. Sometimes I don't think being far away is that bad after all. But I do miss you and wish I could see you more. Oh yeah, I have accepted two marriage proposals recently. In trying to get rid of a certain someone, I agreed to getting married if we're both still single at 40. Then Nick and I agreed to get married if we're both still single at 39. Heh...yeah. Okay. Love you all. I'll attach another sweet picture of some of the coolest people you'll ever know.
Love,
Sista Nanny

Babies Everywhere!

So we went to a Married Ward today. WEIRD. Sacrament was kind of strange because people sat in twos, but the other classes were alright. There were a lot more babies than I would have expected though. Ha, expected, get it? I don't get it. Anyway, I miss you all. Hey, we should all write Sam a massive letter. What do you think?
Love, Megan

Missing you all...

Hey everyone, it's Phyllis here. I moved back home for a while (can't complain about mom's home cooking) and the only thing that sucks is that I don't have internet. I can only check the wofyb academy when i'm at work (which is twice a week). So I apologize for my absence. I got a calling in my new ward this week. I'm FHE Cochair. And when he asked me if I would accept I had a hard time keeping a straight face because all I could think was "I better not forget to wear a bra!" I hope you are all doing well. Love you all!
Phyllis

Lucha Libre!

Jared and Megan bought Laura and I something I couldn't of even imagined in my dreams. We got a luchador mask!

So we are back in Provo ready to be forgotten with all the other married couples. I dont think we have any pictures from the wedding, but I will post a picture of Laura in her wedding dress at the reception and one of Mexico.

Steven

Naked

So I have new roommates, and one of them is a ballerina. She is very graceful and nice but I just haven't been able to look at her the same after I walked by her open window one night and saw her entire body completely naked! It was a scarring memory of mine that I think about only when I see her. But I've been seeing a shrink for the problem and It is almost resolved.
-Tops

STICK IT!

Okay, sorry to dominate so much, but everything in life leads me back to all of you. Cheesy sounding, but seemingly true. Has anyone else looked at the visiting teaching message for September yet? Probably not, I am pretty freaking holy. Anyway, it's "Become an Instrument in the Hands of God by Being of One Heart and One Mind." DONE. (hint: unity ad)

Congratulations Addison!

Mr. and Mrs. Alex Young.

Wanted: STACE

This an official Eagle Call for Stace. Where are you? Your recent disappearance is troubling me, and I feel it is time for you to return. And with pictures.

Miss and Love you all.
Shenanny

more NAKED!

This is for Roomie Sarah: you should post about your ballerina roommate. If you don't, I feel it my duty to do so.
-Roomie Megan