HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUR DEAR PHYLLIS!

Time for a good Naked Story.

Disclaimer: This story contains some female nudity. Proceed with caution.

So my fellow WOFYBers, it has been some time since this incident, and I do apologize for not posting it much sooner. I was, of course, at the gym. I made the mistake of finishing up my workout and showering at the same time that one of the spin classes got out. The locker room was a pretty crowded place. But I made my way into a shower- I did have to use the huge handicap one with the nasty little bench you can sit on. Seriously, gross. Anyway, I finish showering and open the door to walk out and the door hits someone. Someone NAKED. And I don't mean like in a towel naked. I mean 100% butt stinkin naked. I was shocked. I've seen a good many butts and a few boobs here and there in my time in the locker room, but this? I didn't even see any clothes or towels hanging around. So I hit her with the door and she kind of chuckles and makes a comment about standing in the way. Nothing about being naked, just about standing in the way of the door. For real, I had the deer-in-headlights, I'm sure of it. So what do I do? I stumble away, simultaneously cringing and giggling over a new story to share.

I saw her again a bit later blow-drying her hair. She at least had a towel wrapped around her waist at that point. Still nothing up top though. Then as I was leaving I did notice that she had strategically draped a towel around her neck which covered full frontal nudity. What a day. Moral of the story: I should have watched out for her boobs.

You have no idea what I'm capable of

So my brother-in-law Josh doesn't know me that well. It's probably because we haven't talked that much. Josh thinks I'm this quiet, conservative person. So he was shocked yesterday when Steph (his wife), Jared, and I were talking about different excursions for our cruise. Steph brought up sharks and that she's terrified of them; Josh said they weren't a big deal. So I responded with something like, "Yeah well, you'd be a lot more scared if you were a girl and were on your period." Josh then said, "Wow, that's about the grossest thing I've ever heard . . . and it came from Megan." Oh how truly ignorant he is. I should think of things to say on the cruise that will totally freak him out. WOFYB ladies, and be proud of it.