Time for a good Naked Story.

Disclaimer: This story contains some female nudity. Proceed with caution.

So my fellow WOFYBers, it has been some time since this incident, and I do apologize for not posting it much sooner. I was, of course, at the gym. I made the mistake of finishing up my workout and showering at the same time that one of the spin classes got out. The locker room was a pretty crowded place. But I made my way into a shower- I did have to use the huge handicap one with the nasty little bench you can sit on. Seriously, gross. Anyway, I finish showering and open the door to walk out and the door hits someone. Someone NAKED. And I don't mean like in a towel naked. I mean 100% butt stinkin naked. I was shocked. I've seen a good many butts and a few boobs here and there in my time in the locker room, but this? I didn't even see any clothes or towels hanging around. So I hit her with the door and she kind of chuckles and makes a comment about standing in the way. Nothing about being naked, just about standing in the way of the door. For real, I had the deer-in-headlights, I'm sure of it. So what do I do? I stumble away, simultaneously cringing and giggling over a new story to share.

I saw her again a bit later blow-drying her hair. She at least had a towel wrapped around her waist at that point. Still nothing up top though. Then as I was leaving I did notice that she had strategically draped a towel around her neck which covered full frontal nudity. What a day. Moral of the story: I should have watched out for her boobs.