WOFYB

For the last several weeks I've been trying to buy a swimsuit. I've looked everywhere and finally I found a great one at Land's End. Not only was the suit very nice looking, but it also came in a style specifically suited for women that had had a mastectomy. Tragically, when I went to buy it I discovered that it was no longer available in my size. :( I was crushed. I really wanted that suit.
After recovering from my initial disappointment I started to think. Do mastectomy swimsuits come with boob inserts, or just a place to put them? I looked it up and it turns out that it just as places for them so I figured, why not get the mastectomy swim suit? It would still look nice and I just think it would be awesome to own a mastectomy suit. Besides, think of the fun things I could do with boob pockets. I could do magic tricks like pulling out a handkerchief or something. I decided that getting this mastectomy swimsuit would be the greatest thing ever. I was so excited about it, but it was not meant to be. They sold out of my size just before I could get to it. I hate clothes shopping.
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