A few stories...

Sorry I've been absent from the academy these last few weeks (get it, absent, haha ha...ha...um, right. But Right after I got my call I went camping with about 70 members of my extended family. No phones, no internet, and no showers. Thank goodness Face let me use her shower when I got back or I would have had to go to my temple reccomend interviews smelling of campfire and body odor, not really a scent that says "send me to the temple!"
After getting my temple reccomend, I drove with my grandparents and everything I own back to the lovely Sammamish. If you think I talk a lot, you should meet my grandmother (Face can back me up on this). Not only does she talk a lot, but she talks to anyone, about anything! Walking down the street to where the motor home was parked we passed seven people, she stopped to speak to EVERY SINGLE ONE! She struck up a friendship with a woman in a gas station Restroom, and made certain to tell the rest stop attendant ALL about how maybe their toilets splashed water on her when she flushed it. The real topper is when she met Face for the second time in four years and proceeded to immediately tell her all about how she recently discovered that she's allergic to laytex and consequently is unable to a bra. Any bra.
My grandmother's bralessness was an immediate topic of conversation when we arrived home. My mother took it as her mission to find a bra Grandma would keep on. We also worked hard to convince my grandmother that she can't call her massage chair, her vibrator, because that its be highly inappropriate. While us girls were discussing why a vibrator is an not a good name, my brother came home from work and made us all talk stopping suddenly. Awkward.
While we were looking for bras I made a joke about being flat chested and my grandmother said, "well you'll just have to do what your mom did. Have some babies, breast feed them, and then you'll get big boobs." My mother corrected her saying that's only a temporary solution since your boobs get big and then small again when you stop breastfeeding and then big when you have a second child and then stop again..."and your dad just says, variety is the spice of life." So I guess that's what we all have to look forward too. Variety.
Throughout the all of these experiences I just kept thinking. I need to memorize all these comments so I can write them all down for my amazing roommates.
love you all dearly,
Hermana Thighs, proud to be flat

PS Megan I got your wedding invitation and its awesome. I particularly appreciated how you addressed me as Dr.!