From the THIGHS

Sam sent me a letter thanking us for her birthday package. She wanted me to post her responses on the blog, so here goes!
My Beloved Roommates:
Thanks so much for the Awesome B-day notes. It made me feel loved. You guys are the best!
Sarahtops: I laughed so much at your story about the guy and his nipple. You always have the best stories. I'm happy to hear you're watching out for your boobs! I told your story to my companions and they were horrified -they didn't laugh at all this made ME horrified! I was disappointed I thought I'd trained them better in the 2 months we were together.
Megnog: I'm very disappointed to hear that you joined the ranks of the evil Elms management. Try not to let the cleaning checks get you down. And remember you're a member of WOFYB Academy-you can POO in ANY TOILET YOU WANT!
Phyllis: Thanks goodness you're out of the clutches of those 18 year olds. Stay social, even though you're living at home and you and I will have to have an Austen marathon when I get back. If it has your stamp of approval then we'll add "Becoming Jane" to the list. By the way did you get the letter I sent you in the MTC? Oh, and I saw your brother. He was at one of the Fireside's. I didn't know Barbara's dad was the MTC mission president! It was pretty awesome for me because this one ELder likes to joke that he and President Boone are best friends because he spoke to him while getting lunch in the cafeteria. So we like to brag that we're even better friends with the Boone's because Sister Boone recognized us in the hall. It really clinched it whenI could brag that I'd attended their daughter's wedding reception! I'm glad I ran into Arid (she started, then crossed out Aar). I hope he told you I love you, cause that's the message I gave him to pass along.
Annie: Your stories were hilarious. I hope everything goes well with the ice cream, let me know if "you two" hit if off. :) I have higher hopes for the Gold medalist.
Face! So one of the other sister missionaries in our zone recognized me her 1st day as having lived in the Elms when she did. Her name is Caitlin Ritter and she lived right across from us with Maggie and Marissa and them. She remembered my 1st name and everything-and I didn't remember her at all. I still don't actually. I've kind of tried to block that ward from my memory. I thought you might appreciate my success.
Love you all, miss you all,
Hermana Thighs

Sam's in the field now, her address is:
Hermana "Manthighs" Williams
California Fresno Mission
1814 North Echo Ave.
Fresno, CA 93704