What could be better than farting on a first date

this is Tops everyone. I haven't been on the blog recently so it was nice to catch up on how everyone is doing. So a couple weeks ago I got set up on a blind date with my co-workers boyfriends brother. I know hard to keep track, the important part is that it was a blind date, never met the kid before. I was getting off work late and as I was leaving work I got a bloody nose, I could not believe it, I only had fifteen minutes to drive home and get ready and I had to spend it cleaning up blood, so I was in a serious hurry to say the least. This date was the saturday after I got back from vacation so I had no clean clothes but I had set aside a nice shirt to wear so that I would have it for the date. It is pink and it wraps around and ties in the front. Well in my panic to get ready I went to the bathroom and as I went to wipe (sorry for the graphic detail) I relized that the string was in the toilet and I had peed on my only shirt! I didn't know what to do, so on my first date with this stranger I decided to wear a t-shirt that I had already worn and was dirty. But my tactic worked because since then we have been out two more times. So let it be a lesson to those of you that are dating, just pee on your shirt then wear a dirty shirt. And does the picture of Steve mean he is our new mascot? I like it either way.