An Abusive Spouse

I've been meaning to tell you guys this story for weeks, but I'm glad it took me a while because now I get to right the 100th post! Now, for the story...
It all began on a winter day in early December. I was walking up to campus with Stevay. The walk was getting a little boring, so to shake things up I ran into Stevay to knock him off balance a bit. My plan worked, which meant that Stevay felt obligated to get me back. He managed to hit me when I was already off balance. Needless to say, I went down easily. The next thing I knew I was lying on my back in the gutter with a sore elbow, bum, and a shin that was really hurting. Apparently I feel on my shin on the corner of the curb. As you can see from the lovely picture I have enclosed, I got a wonderful cut to show for the incident. Also there, but not as visible are a bruise, a bump, and two weeks worth of hair growth. The fall wasn't quite as spectacular as my ice skating fall, but I have better injuries to show for it.