Channing Tatum: do you want the good news or the bad news?

So let's start with the bad news: our darling Channing is officially off the market. He was married this month to that girl who played Nora in "Step-up." They got food poisoning the first day of their honeymoon and then later got tattoos.

The good news: Channing does not intend his married to be the end of career in entertainment, not only does he have new movies coming out, but he's working on a very special project. That's right, Channing Tatum is writing a musical! The news article said:
"The actor showed off his fancy footwork in 2006 movie Step Up and he reveals he's been working on a song and dance project in his spare time.
But Tatum admits fans won't get to see the results for some time.
He tells Star magazine, "I'm sort of writing one. It's kind of a Wizard of Oz or Alice in Wonderland-type story. A fantastical dance-ical - that's what I like to call it! But it's still a long way off."
This sounds like the perfect choice for a movie fest at 2:00 in the morning, or multiple trips to the dollar theater. What do you think?
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Man Thighs