that girl that farted!

Okay, so I've had this story for a while, but I haven't wanted to post it because I did the last post and I didn't want to seem like a blog hog! So you all need to post!!!!Okay?

So at my old apartment in Miller I was sitting in the kitchen with some girls that I live with and our friends. I haven't been friends with any of them for that long, so that means none of them have even heard me burp (because if i'd burped they would have heard it!). Anyway, so this girl comes buy whose going door to door trying to get people to sign up to vote in Provo. While she talking passionately about what led her to join this cause I realize that I really need to pass some gas. You know how sometimes you can tell if its gonna be loud or silent but deadly, well I figured this one was silent but deadly and since I didn't want to look awkward by leaving the table in the middle of her speech, instead I farted in the middle of her speech. And boy was I wrong! Silent and Deadly this was not! it was Loud! and Long! And all the girls (except for the political stranger) burst into wild laughter at my expense. I was actually even embarassed and you know how hard it is to embarass me. I just keep thinking about it from that poor girl's perspective. Just like I have stories from my mission about the woman that showed us her pacemaker and the girl that opened the door in her towel, she will ALWAYS remember me as that girl who farted while I was bearing my political testimony.

Anyway I'm glad I shared that with all of you. It almost makes me feel proud to be the star of such a great story.

Well I love you all.
You all need to write.
Face where are those pictures of your crappy pennsylvanian apartment?
Megnog, where are the scintillating details of your trip to Chicago?
Phyllis, does your niece have a name yet?
Shenanny and Sarahtops, where have you been all my life?
love, love, love
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